1. WATCHING YOU WALK AROUND THE HOUSE NAKED OR DRESSED IN NOTHING BUT HIS SHIRT.
2. WHEN YOU GET ON TOP AND NIBBLE GENTLY ON HIS NIPPLES.
3. WHEN YOU CALL HIM YOUR BABY, AND TREAT HIM LIKE ONE.
4. WHEN YOU TREAT HIM LIKE A KING IN FRONT OF HIS FRIENDS.
5. WHEN YOU GO THAT EXTRA MILE AND COOK SOMETHING REALLY SPECIAL.
6. WHEN YOU DON’T BOTHER HIM FOR CASH ALL THE TIME.
7. WHEN YOU UNDERSTAND THAT HE NEEDS TO SOMETIMES GO OUT “WITH THE BOYS”.
8. WHEN YOU DON’T BITCH.
9. WHEN YOU ENJOY MAKING LOVE – AND TELL HIM ABOUT IT LATER ON.
10. OCCASIONAL FLATTERY.
11. YOU! YEP, YOUR MAN LOVES YOU!
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Sunday, June 05, 2011
Saturday, June 04, 2011
15 REASONS WHY A BOTTLE OF BEER IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN
1. A beer doesn’t get jealous when you grab another one.
2. When you go to a bar, you definitely know you can always pick up a bottle of beer.
3. A beer won’t get upset if you come home with another beer stink on your breath.
4. You don’t have to woo, toast, wine and dine a beer.
5. If you pour a beer right, you’ll always get a good head.
6. Hangovers always go away.
7. When you are finished with a beer, the bottle is still worth some coins.
8. You don’t have to wash a beer before it taste good.
9. A beer always goes down easy.
10. You can share a bottle of beer with your friends and relations.
11. Beer is always wet.
12. You always know you’re the first one to top a beer.
13. A frigid beer is a good beer.
14. You can have more than one beer and not feel guilty.
15. You can enjoy your favourite beer all year long.
2. When you go to a bar, you definitely know you can always pick up a bottle of beer.
3. A beer won’t get upset if you come home with another beer stink on your breath.
4. You don’t have to woo, toast, wine and dine a beer.
5. If you pour a beer right, you’ll always get a good head.
6. Hangovers always go away.
7. When you are finished with a beer, the bottle is still worth some coins.
8. You don’t have to wash a beer before it taste good.
9. A beer always goes down easy.
10. You can share a bottle of beer with your friends and relations.
11. Beer is always wet.
12. You always know you’re the first one to top a beer.
13. A frigid beer is a good beer.
14. You can have more than one beer and not feel guilty.
15. You can enjoy your favourite beer all year long.
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