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Saturday, June 04, 2011

15 REASONS WHY A BOTTLE OF BEER IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN

1. A beer doesn’t get jealous when you grab another one.

2. When you go to a bar, you definitely know you can always pick up a bottle of beer.


3. A beer won’t get upset if you come home with another beer stink on your breath.

4. You don’t have to woo, toast, wine and dine a beer.


5. If you pour a beer right, you’ll always get a good head.

6. Hangovers always go away.


7. When you are finished with a beer, the bottle is still worth some coins.

8. You don’t have to wash a beer before it taste good.


9. A beer always goes down easy.

10. You can share a bottle of beer with your friends and relations.


11. Beer is always wet.

12. You always know you’re the first one to top a beer.


13. A frigid beer is a good beer.

14. You can have more than one beer and not feel guilty.


15. You can enjoy your favourite beer all year long.

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